“Hello caller, you are on the air.”
“I took this job about 6 months ago, and it’s been tough going. I worked security back east for years before moving out here to the West Coast; apartments, scrap yards, abandoned buildings owned by some investment company that is nervous that someone might have the audacity to go into an empty building. My ops manager said something about ‘liability concerns’, but honestly I chalk it up to old dudes in pinstripes being stingy assholes.”
“When I first came here, though, to my new site in town, I knew that there was something wrong here. They got me watching out at a waste dump; you know, like where shit flies outta the water system? It stinks, literally, hah! Slow work; easy work. At first. My first thoughts were that this was another warm-body site at another industrial zone where no one in there right mind, or their little brother’s, would ever think about fooling around. My first clue that this might not be true was in the post orders, which are pretty short; 'remove trespassers found on site, and call North Astor Police Department for non-compliant trespassers', and 'immediately call client if anyone is found exiting from disposal system.'
“The first one, pretty standard stuff. Some bum comes over the fence, you tell ‘em to scram, and go from there. The second one, not so much. That’s some Shawshank shit. I remember the first time I had to call on it, too. I was in the little guard booth watching some Top Ten video, and by the reflection of the moon on the water in the channel, I saw a big old chunk a’something come out of the pipes, then the splash in the muddy bank. I damn near spit my sandwich out. I went out to see what it was, and it was a grown ass man that had been birthed out of the municipal water system! I went down to check on him, to see if he was still alive so I knew who I had to call next, and that’s where this all gets weirder. See, first thing I notice is that he’s got these… holes all over him. Like he’s been stabbed all over his body. And how pale he was; even covered in god-knows-what, how goddamned pale he was. I’ve seen Irish people, but they can’t hold a candle to this son of a bitch. It’s like he was drained of all he was worth. He started coughing, which scared the ever-loving Jesus outta me, and just… Convulsing. Shaking.”
“I scramble up the hill to the guard booth, since my cell don’t work this far out for some reason, and use the old land line to call 911 for an ambulance. I figured that I could call the client afterwards to let them know what was up. The operator was real weird about it, though, asking me to restate the address a few times, which I first thought might have been because it is some weird site out in the sticks. After I got off with the dispatcher, I ran out to the bank to see if ‘Dufresne’ was still breathing, and I could hear the splashing before I saw him, so I took it as a good sign before going back to the shack. That’s when I saw the SUVs signed “MALAMEDI”—the client, pull up onto the site. Like six big dudes come out, four of them surround me and start asking these rapid fire questions: ‘When did it come out’, ‘did it say something? Anything?’, and I got real nervous and stammered out something sounding like an answer, when I heard a couple of loud pops come from the channel. They kept me there, like they was trying to keep my attention, when out of the corner of my eye, I could see the other two carrying off the guy. I think they noticed my noticing, and they asked me for my ID. I wasn’t sure, but they got real angry when I didn’t, so I ended up forking it out, and they took a picture of my card, and told me to never tell anyone what I saw here, otherwise I’d find myself in a real’ unpleasant situation’. I shut up, and nodded my head in agreement, and they soon enough left.”
“I noted this all down in my report. The
next day, I get a call from the ops manager saying that the client ask that I
don’t do that, and being thoroughly weirded out, I just agreed. That was about
5 months ago now. There’s been a whole group of people who come outta those
pipes; I haven’t called anyone on them. The flop on out, and then some of them
just drift out with the tide. Some get up, freak out, and run off into the
dark. I don’t know where they go. All I know is that if I don’t call anyone
about it, then no one shows up, and I don’t have to listen to someone get shot
again.”
“Thank you, caller.”
Comments
Post a Comment